Nicknames Decoded

Whenever we say something not so pleasant about someone, we'll use a nickname for them to spare their shame and to keep us out of trouble. If you happen to know any of these people, then you'll guess who they are, if you don't, then lucky you! We'll update this page with a little bio every time we use a new nickname so you can keep on top of who we're talking about.

Ms Weiner - arch enemy of Ab Brightman and the free world. She is an ignorant, rude, self-obsessed douche, but has brains that you'd think she'd engage once in a while before opening her mouth. So named because she comes up to my waist.